Q: What is the only time raisins are good?

A:When you're a broke college student and there's nothing else to eat in your pantry

A girl turned to me tonight and said, "I would gain weight to be a plus size model."

While looking at holograms

I'm going to say it right here and now, holograms are the future in technology. 

Movies+holgrams = telepresent experiences = $$

just a heads up

so while doing research into the technology, i came across someone who said this: 

"In a sense, the idea that man lives in space, that an entire family can fly across the globe, that we can instantly communicate with each other, that you can download knowledge, capture time, play music from a box, entangle particles, summon fire and water at will, revive the dead, cool and cook things in seconds, slow aging, control machines with the mind, could be seen by an ignorant mind as divine or magic."

and the fact that in 1800 there did not exist a map of the world.

that's what's blowing my mind right now

Good inspiration

Encouragement for screenwriters

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It's nice to know that those we revere didn't really know what the fuck they were doing.

why am I always thirsty?

I will be in the midst of chaos this weekend, directing a film I wrote called 'Outcall' (see post below). 

I'm hoping for the best on this one, as it will be my calling card after I graduate film school this year in terms of directing abilities. 

It's like you get one shot at making a solid movie each year, i mean a real solid one, not just some assignment from class.

So hopefully the gods will bless me and almost everything (cause it never will be everything) will work out and this baby will be seeing festivals come winter.

Oh and I'll be drinking age next time I post. ;)

Alright, here it is.
The shooting script for my short, 'Outcall.'
Enjoy.

Outcall

Everybody's a nobody until they're somebody

dear future me,

when you come across this blog ten years from now, laugh