Q: What is the only time raisins are good?

A:When you're a broke college student and there's nothing else to eat in your pantry

A girl turned to me tonight and said, "I would gain weight to be a plus size model."

While looking at holograms

I'm going to say it right here and now, holograms are the future in technology. 

Movies+holgrams = telepresent experiences = $$

just a heads up

so while doing research into the technology, i came across someone who said this: 

"In a sense, the idea that man lives in space, that an entire family can fly across the globe, that we can instantly communicate with each other, that you can download knowledge, capture time, play music from a box, entangle particles, summon fire and water at will, revive the dead, cool and cook things in seconds, slow aging, control machines with the mind, could be seen by an ignorant mind as divine or magic."

and the fact that in 1800 there did not exist a map of the world.

that's what's blowing my mind right now